Hey, I'm Dane. (the guy in the totally sexy picture right there oh yeah)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I needed this
“Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”
theirye’re*
Milky Way by Stefan Hefele
“I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!”
The Adjustable Cosmos - A tale, unfortunately fictional, that tells of an astrologer under the Holy Roman Emperor Frederick III, and his mission to move the stars.
When pressured by the Vatican to engage the Ottomans in war, Frederick III consulted his astrologer to predict how the campaign would fare. It didn’t look good, according to the magic 8-ball of mysticism. So they decided to go up to space, and adjust the stars in their favor.
This tale of 15th century space travel is fictional, but it’s based on real characters. That’s what makes it so fun. That, and the moon covered in phosphorescent seagulls.
(Film by Adam Duncan, written by Adam Brown, link via Kuriositas)
My English teacher gave every one awards today because it was the last day of school and this was mine…
i need to get something off my chest it’s my shirt let’s have a sex
“What Old People Think About Gay Sex”
“How do you identify?”
“Old”
I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.
i love being pregnant because i can eat whatever i want and people wont question me about it :)
you are a 19 yr old boy
youre stereotyping me
I have this problem daily
